Dude One, clearly agitated and loud: They can go ahead and call me a cocksucker. Fine. I don't care! Cocksucker! Go ahead! That's what I am: A Cocksucker! Cocksucker!
Dude Two: *silence*
Dude One: Cocksucker! I dare you to call me a cocksucker.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Overheard on Campus
Scene: Two dudes walking across campus.
Dude One, clearly agitated and loud: They can go ahead and call me a cocksucker. Fine. I don't care! Cocksucker! Go ahead! That's what I am: A Cocksucker! Cocksucker!
Dude Two: *silence*
Dude One: Cocksucker! I dare you to call me a cocksucker. Hey, you have nice eyes. Cocksucker!
Dude One, clearly agitated and loud: They can go ahead and call me a cocksucker. Fine. I don't care! Cocksucker! Go ahead! That's what I am: A Cocksucker! Cocksucker!
Dude Two: *silence*
Dude One: Cocksucker! I dare you to call me a cocksucker.
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I don't have any constructive to add; just wanted to say this cracked me up.
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