Guy, on phone: About that incident at work. Did you read the local paper? Did you see? Yeah, he used some sheets to, uh, yeah. Do that.
[What? What did he do? C'mon, people.]
Dude One: I ruined my suit.
Dude Two: How?
Dude One: It left it on the stove too long. I told my roommate to turn it down, but he forgot. Some of it was okay, but the stuff that settled on the bottom was burned, like the meat the vegetables.
[For a second, I was confused. Then I realized he'd said "soup' instead of "suit."]
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