Monday, May 27, 2013

What I Did While Hanging with Friends from College


  • Drank a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
  • Drank a Mickey's Big Mouth
  • Used the word "fuck" as much as possible
  • Smoked like a chimney
  • Found out Camel Lights are no longer called Camel Lights
  • Been kissed by a Spaniard
  • Had whisker burn from hugs and kisses given by a Spaniard
  • Hugged a lot of other people
  • Laughed at inappropriate moments
  • Had "breakfast" at the truck stop where I used to work (meaning coffee and OJ)
  • Ran into the former owner of the local pizza place where I (and three other friends) worked
  • Sat outside and watched lightning
  • Sang the Violent Femmes at the top of my lungs
  • Sang the Violent Femmes at inappropriate times
  • Discussed Iris Murdoch, Hamlet and the movie Hair with my former Intro to Lit professor
  • Found out my former Intro to Lit prof and her husband visited Ye Old Stomping Grounds several times while I lived there
  • Gossiped
  • Gossiped some more
  • Watched my friends' kids swim while drinking watered down hotel coffee
  • Made travel plans around thunderstorms
  • Been hungover
  • Talked to friends about the Big Life Changes they need to make
  • Quoted The Muppet Movie
  • Quoted Better off Dead (because everything always comes back to Better off Dead)
  • Quoted The Princess Bride (high note: When the Spaniard said "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
  • Discussed former profs while my former Spanish prof looked on in confusion and/or humor
  • Walked down the middle of the street, arms outstretched, head thrown back looking at the sky
  • Had friends turn three cigar boxes into three purses for me and two other friends (love)
  • Had an amazing time

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