New Tagline

Okay, In less than 48 hours I will be leaving the Deep South. Technically, I will no longer be the Yankee Librarian Who Lives in the South. I will be the Former-Yankee Librarian Living in the South Who Now Lives in the Pacific Northwest.

So.... I need a new tagline.

Currently it is: I'm a Yankee. I'm a librarian. I live in the Deep South.

Suggestions for something new?

I'm a Yankee. I'm a Librarian. I used to live in the Deep South. Now I don't.

I'm a Yankee who spent four-and-a-half years in the Deep South, but then I moved.

I'm a Yankee Librarian who escaped the Deep South.

Others?