Dear Volkswagon

I love VWs. I always have. I come from a VW family. Grandpa had one. Mom had one. My uncle had one. My grandpa even had the "Jokeswagon Book."

But, listen, I need to get something off my chest. Your newest commercial campaign, you know the on with your version of Slug Bug? Um... Slug Bug only works with the VW Beetle. You know, Beettle.... Bug.... Slug Bug.

Trying to make it work with all VWs? It makes you look dumb.

Thanks,
Yankee Librarian