Anyone wanna buy me another present?

I bought myself the Tofurkey Jones Soda, so if anyone wants to buy me a present, these would be nice:

The Addi Click Interchangeable Needles set.

Sure, at $150, they're more than the $11.99 Jones Soda was asking for their Torfukey Soda, but if someone gave them to me, I'd love you forever.