Scene: Dentist's office.
Me: On my back, upside down in dental chair, with my iPod, large needle stuck in my gums
Dentist: hovering over me, holding large needle in my gums
Dental Hygienist: on other side, shoving some other dental thing in my mouth
Dental Hygienist: Look, she has a video iPod
Dentist: A what?
DH: A video iPod. We just bought one for my daughter
D: It plays videos? Like movies? How do you get movies on that thing?
DH: You buy them. On little disks. Then you put the disks in there and watch it on that little screen.
D: So if you're on a flight you can watch a movie?
DH: Exactly!
D: That's amazing.
Me: .... [I can't talk with a large needle stuck in my mouth.]
[dentist leaves]
Me: [to hygienist] You download movies from iTunes, you don't buy disks. [But I think it came out more like, "thou buy mothies fwom ithunes, thou donth buy diths" since half my face was frozen.]
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