I get it, the world hates you. It's unfair.
The Prius in front of you, the one in the lane next to me, was slowing down for a red light. You veered around the Prius and hit the gas and then slammed on your brakes when you saw me, squealed your tires, and gave an over-dramatic show for those around you so they could see just how upset you were and how unfair it was that the cars in front of you stopped for a red light. Because it was obvious from your bad attitude and piece of shit mini-pickup truck that you were someone of great importance and had to be somewhere that very second.
When the light turned green, you sped up, jerked your shitty pickup truck into the left lane and hit the breaks. I kept going and went through the next green light. You got stuck behind the the two cars in the left lane waiting for pedestrians.
Yep, sucks to be you.
Oh, and you're a jackass.
--Me.
2 comments:
Don't ya love it when they're all fired up to be in a big hurry and they either end up one car in front of you at the next light or get stuck two cars behind you? HA! Glad he didn't hit you!
I have taken to driving conservatively in order to limit braking and overuse of gasoline. This gives me the opportunity to watch cars zoom by me indignantly so they can wait in front of me at the red lights. I feel quite like you about the whole thing. Jenny
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